The Sekhmet Legionnaire of Cretanja Garrison 39 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Pharaoh with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.844 billion Cretanjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The powerhouse Cretanja Garrison 39ian economy, worth 294 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,885 Scarabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Cretanja Garrison 39ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja Garrison 39's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Cretanja Garrison 39 is ranked 66,019^th in the world and 1,137^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,919.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.